Who is who in the ISIS war???? Let me try to sort it out, I am very, very, confused:

1. Assad the leader of Syria is bad, we want him replaced by somebody.
2. Assad is fighting ISIS who are attacking America, but Assad is still bad.
3. Iran is fighting ISIS but they are very bad. Iran is so bad that we were told to attack them by our best friend BIBI from Israel.
4. Saudi Arabia is our good friend but they are financing ISIS and the 9-11 attackers were all Saudis, but we forgot about that. Saudi Arabia is also the source of radical Islam, but they are still our best friends.
5. The Kurds are fighting ISIS but everyone hates them except America. The Russians bomb them, Assad fights them, Iraq hates them, Turkey calls them terrorists and fights them, you, almost have to feel sorry for the Kurds.
6. Turkey buys oil from ISIS and sells it to Israel for a good profit. So…ISIS gets financed by Turkey for selling stolen oil from Syria and Iraq.
7. Israel our best ally and friend is buying this stolen oil and helping ISIS.
8. Putin is a very bad man, but he is fighting ISIS and is helping Assad fight ISIS, but both of these guys are bad and we should shoot down Russian planes who are bombing ISIS and all the rebel groups in Syria. We know who the good rebels are in Syria, I think we have four of them trained.
9. We just had a recent problem surface in Iraq, he is an Israeli colonel named Yusi Oulen Shahak who was captured by the Iraq forces while he was embedded as an advisor with an ISIS tactical unit. You can read about him more if you Google his name but he is not big news because our controlled news media does not think the news are worth knowing.
10. So… now the neocon warmongering maggots are all screaming for a bigger fight in Syria, a bigger war in Afghanistan.
11. The Russians are helping Assad in Syria, so…should we tell Russia that this is our private war, and our stupid attempt in nation building, and they should butt out.
12. Should we ask Israel to switch sides and help us fight ISIS, we do give them billions of our dollars as foreign aid.
13. We have not asked our x president Bush for advice on how to accomplish this mission. I can not understand why this genius was not consulted.So…we should build a coalition by getting Israel to switch sides and help us, not ISIS. We should remind Turkey that selling stolen oil to Israel is not nice. We should ask Saudi Arabia, our good friend to stop preaching the hate of the Wahabi Islamic cult and then we should attack Iran because they are bad. I am still confused.