HUMANITIES BIGGEST DILEMMA HAS BEEN SOLVED—REJOICE
By Valentine Krumplis. 6/1/2016
On April 12, 2016 a federal court, U.S. District Court of Nebraska ruled that the Pastafarian God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a god.
Mankind has suffered for thousands of years trying to figure out which religion is the true one. Floating in the seas of invented religious delusions we now have a solution by just referring all religious questions to that Nebraska court. We can now get the truth about God from this court.
The court judges the Pastafarian God to be ridiculous and not a true God. To be fair to the Flying Spaghetti Monster God we should look at some other ridiculous Gods and their ridiculous stories. The great Egyptian God Ammit was believed to have the head of a crocodile, the torso of a lion, and hind quarters of a hippopotamus. This God ate the hearts of bad people at the last judgment. The God Ammit does not sound more logical than the Flying Spaghetti Monster God.
If we look at religions of the past and present we find the most ridiculous stories of how Gods were born from unbelievable impregnations, appeared to people as burning bushes, took the shapes of feathered flying serpents, on and on with the most ridiculous descriptions, and fantastic tales… the Flying Spaghetti Monster God is not that ridiculous.
Religion has been the bane for the human race, deciding who to burn as witches, who to torture as heretics, and who to sacrifice to the Gods. Religion has slowed down human progress, preached crusades, and inspired religious wars that even today people fight and die for different delusional beliefs.
We all suffer from the delusional religious fanatics even today trying to push their fantasies into our government, but nothing can top the insanity of judges in a federal court of this great nation making decisions on which religious delusion is more real.
I can not comprehend that a judge would rule on a religious belief and open up our legal system to the arguments of hundreds of Gods as to who is most real and which faith is ridiculous and which faith is condoned by the court as most real.
The saving grace for humanity is that in America the most religious industrial power we now have 25% of our population who declare themselves as nones (not religious). Europe is way ahead of us in nonbelievers and that is the best that can happen to civilized people.
The second coming can be looked at as humanity arriving at their full rationality and getting rid of the delusions and superstitions that religion has burdened mankind forever, religion has made humanity suffer and die all for invented fantasies by fellow men.
